Viewed 1/24/2011 at the Ritz 5 - Blue Valentine
I'm pretty sure the gist of this movie was that if you get preggo by accident and then happen to fall into a whirlwind romance with Ryan Gosling in a misfits shirt while playing the ukelele (definitely a tempting image), don't marry him or you'll have a loveless marriage. Oh, and he will punch your boss in the face after you leave him passed out drunk in a sex motel. And you'll run over your dog. But that'll be an accident.
Consensus:
What a melodramatic piece of shit. That was a little harsh. The acting was pretty spot on. But the story was stupid, senseless, and had absolutely no continuity. There were parts of it where characters who have no constructive purpose to the story line were introduced and developed and then DISAPPEARED. However, I will give credit to Ryan Gosling simply because he's so hot that the sheer thought of him in this movie gives me strange feelings in my lady parts. But only for the half the movie when he wasn't a poorly executed trailer park dad who wears aviators and ironic American heartland sweatshirts with bald eagles on them. 1 out of 5.
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